Private Contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[keyofimagination]

If you need to contact The Narrator, all you need to do is call out for him and he will appear in your proximity within a few moments. You don't need to worry about whether he heard you or not; he hears you.

Comments are screened for privacy. After all, what narrator would go around revealing everyone's secrets?

Comments

[keyofimagination]

I admit, I'm amazed with how many of you are so convinced that no one will die in this hotel.

But my offer still stands. In the unlikely event no deaths happen, I suppose I could add extra incentive.

[forgottenfounder]

Hope is important, you know? It's helped me for a long time.

[And look at him! A spry 80-something year old!]

...Wait, extra incentive? You mean to kill? But... why?

[keyofimagination]

[Wait no that might seem weird in a certain context.]

... No, I mean extra incentive for you to continue working for me. Protection from dying doesn't mean a lot if no one is dying in the first place.

[forgottenfounder]

...Oh.

[COUGH Uh, he shuffles a bit, ears drooped behind his head, clearly a little embarrassed by that.]

Sorry, guess all the talk about it kinda got to me.

[But now that he's actually gotten a chance to hear about the WHOLE idea...]

Alright, you've got a deal. I'll let you know about any weird happenings.

[keyofimagination]

I understand.

[He seems a little amused by that misunderstanding, at least? Finally he reaches out to shake Oswald's hand.]

Let me know if you ever change your mind about this.

[forgottenfounder]

I will. [He might not, but. What can you do?]