Private Contact (Foolish Mortals Archive)

[keyofimagination]

If you need to contact The Narrator, all you need to do is call out for him and he will appear in your proximity within a few moments. You don't need to worry about whether he heard you or not; he hears you.

Comments are screened for privacy. After all, what narrator would go around revealing everyone's secrets?

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[forgottenfounder]

...Yeah.

[He kind of deflates a little, plopping himself down on the edge of the bed.]

Pretty lucky, aren't I?

[keyofimagination]

[There is a very long pause before the Narrator speaks again.]

... It's funny how fortune seems to frown down upon certain people. When those people did absolutely nothing to deserve her curse in the first place.

[forgottenfounder]

Yeah, I never was very accurately named.

[Thanks, dad.]

So, anything else you want to know about?

[keyofimagination]

[Yeah, fuck you Walt.]

That's enough for today. I hope the new week goes well for you, Oswald.